I am now fasting. For how long? Why? As long as I have to, and for world peace! Or maybe nuclear disarmament. Social reform? Still not buying it?
Alright, alright, there's just no food in the house!
That is, while there are edible substances (some of a questionable expiration date) I'm not about to touch any of them. This is ridiculous to the
OMG degree. There's no money, no real food, and everybody is in a depressed mood except for me, because I make light of my own suffering.
I should come up with a religion and use that as my excuse. My own religion, with me as it's prophet! I wonder how many suckers I could rope in?